😂 Der Witz des Tages Was macht ein Pirat am Computer? Er drückt die Enter-Taste! Foto: tyler small via Unsplash 💭 Kurz, knackig, lustig! Hab einen fantastischen Tag! Morgen wartet schon der nächste Lacher!

This is episode 7 of this seies about a man with an insane about of bad luck. GET REWARDED IN CRYPTO CURRENCY PLUS 50 BUCKS FOR USING THIS CARD! ▶️ 3Speak

First off, I always though that Mark Twain had written that but I wanted to double check and sure enough, he ripped that quote off from someone else. It seems French philosopher Blaise Pascal (which clearly

Quem leu o 1984, deve já ter reparado que a história do livro é exactamente o que se passa na América hoje em dia, e por extensão, um pouco na Europa também. Quem é que não leu o livro? Ou se leu, não

The level of elegance between a cat and a dog.. 😅 pic.twitter.com/BiZHNaca22— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) April 1, 2026 Cats can walk and chew gum /

So I really wanted to try something new, its pretty simple as well. Just put dirt in a pot and let it do its thing. I just add dirt to a pot and put it on the shelf. No seeds, no water.. very minimal.

😂 Der Witz des Tages Chef zum Angestellten: 'Sie kommen jeden Tag 10 Minuten zu spät!' – 'Ja, aber dafür gehe ich auch jeden Tag 10 Minuten früher!' Foto: Millie Sanz via Unsplash 💭 Das Leben schreibt

Os maluquinhos dos americanos e israelitas foderam o mundo todo... Não felizes com isso, ainda fazem inside trading ilegal para enriquecer com a merda que fizeram... E no fim choramingam que o mundo os

As one of the old men of Hive, I often find myself reminiscing about my youth. The other day I wrote about taking the bus and train from the suburbs of Chicago to Wrigley Field in the city. That particular

A man goes to check on the chickens and finds his young son feeding them... chocolate. Puzzled, the man asks: - Son, why are you feeding the chickens chocolate? - So our chickens will lay Easter eggs!

A little boy runs happily home, and upon seeing his mother, says: - Mom, I got my report card, and I got a 10! - 10? That's the highest grade; that's great. What subjects did you get it in? - Several subjects.

This is episode 6 of the saga of Harold Jones the most unluckiest man on earth. GET REWARDED IN CRYPTO CURRENCY PLUS 50 BUCKS FOR USING THIS CARD! ▶️ 3Speak

😂 Der Witz des Tages Ein Polizist hält einen Raser an: 'Sie sind 150 km/h gefahren! Wo brennt's denn?' Der Fahrer: 'In meinem Haus! Meine Frau hat angerufen!' Der Polizist: 'Dann verstehe ich. Fahren

If we talk about the ability to get into stupid situations, then I can really be given a medal. Or at least a discount card at the service station - a regular customer is entitled. I think it's no secret

Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is Geography Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to encourage me to keep going, send

😂 Der Witz des Tages Was ist orange, tiefergelegt und steht am Straßenrand? Ein Mantarinchen! Foto: Logan Voss via Unsplash 💭 Clever formuliert, herzhaft gelacht! Hab einen fantastischen Tag! Morgen

A thief enters an investor's house, with the information that he has money hidden in his house. Upon entering with a gun in hand, he subdues the man and his wife and points at them to ask the following:

Hello,my friends! New story of Svinni the pig right now! One day, Svinni went to the store. He wanted to try some delicious fish. Approaching the fish counter, Svinni was a little taken aback by the affordable

😂 Der Witz des Tages Ein älterer Herr kommt zum Arzt und sagt: 'Herr Doktor, ich brauche Ihre Hilfe. Ich werde am Samstag 80 Jahre alt und heiratet eine 20-jährige Frau. Haben Sie vielleicht einen Tipp

😂 Der Witz des Tages Ein IT-Spezialist stirbt und kommt an die Himmelspforte. Petrus schaut in seine Unterlagen: 'Hmm, interessant. Nach unseren Berechnungen sollten Sie erst in 20 Jahren hier sein.'