I don't usually chemtrail,
but when I do, I make sure to draw X's.
Some of you have asked me if I believe in chemtrails. The answer to this question is, I don't believe in chemtrails.
However, I'm a professional chemtrailer - it's a complicated story. I believe the earth is flat too (that's how I can draw perfectly straight lines in the air. If the earth was round, my chemtrail spraying wouldn't be straight, but curved. That would make me upset. When I get upset, I can't make perfectly straight lines, so I'm glad the earth isn't round.
But I digress. I have to confess, I live a double life. I'm not an actual sailplane student pilot, but I fly saiplanes because goverment wants me to spray chemtrail using sailplanes, yup. Some of our sailplanes have water tanks inside their wings, usually used as ballast, to increase speed going from one cloud to another in order to quickly find find thermals in other places. When glider pilots are ready to land, they release the water in the wings over a field or airport. The thing is, I don't use water.....but chemtrail spongy TM (trade mark) liquid!
I drew that X over our airport while demonstrating our capabilities to gov. officials (I can't name their names but Hillary and Clinton were there). I do this as a freelancer, mainly. Sometimes the Russian government contracts my services when needed. Sometimes I work for the chinese. They liked how efficient our work is pesticiding each one of you, so it looks like I'll remain employed for the time being.
Don't be mad at me, I just do my job, I have to pay bills like most of you. I'll share more of my double life in future posts, but for the time being, enjoy your outdoors!
PS:
I actually took that pic heading to Oktober Fest in TN. Looks like a couple airliners intersected their flight path and their contrail left a perfectly X shape