Just when you thought the pumpkin craze had passed and Christmas decorations had come around full swing, more basic white girl flavored pumpkin spice shtuff shows it's ugly face once more.
You thought that I would be able to fit this much pumpkin into this one post without throwing a Steemit error code?! Nah, y'all wouldn't have been able to handle it. I mean, this is a lot of pumpkin. Many pumpkins were sacrificed to create these posts.
Ready for part 2?
LEGGO!
p.s - If humor offends you, I would turn back now! Quick, go!
Pumpkin spice coffee - for the buzz heads that like to celebrate.
Organic pumpkin toas- Wait...Toaster pastries weren't already organic?!
Pumpkin tortilla chips - For those special vegans that like to say, "No no, it's ok, I can do that, I have a Mexican friend".
Pecan pumpkin instant oatmeal - For the people who have no time to waste on non-instant oatmeal.
Pumpkin spice almond beverage - Rumor has it, 
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Pumpkin rolls - Really? I don't even have a joke for this.
Pumpkin cream-cheese muffins - Topped with seeds that were pried from the flesh of a cage-free pumpkin...Such cruelty, that can't be humane.
Lead free, paraben free, soy/wax blend vanilla pumpkin candles - for the healthy conscious people that may accidentally ingest their candle.
Yeah we get it, "you fell on it"...Whatevs.
Assorted belgian chocolate pumpkins - When that time of month calls for something a bit more festive.
Pumpkin bagels - For those of you who don't like the middle of actual bread, plus they added the benefit of pumpkin.
Pumpkin shaped sugar cookies - Because sugar cookies aren't bland enough.
Pumpkin butter - What the, how does this even happen?! This can't be natural...
Pumpkin spice scone mix - for those lazy Pinteresters who would prefer to use a mix.
Pumpkin bread and muffin mix - Again with the mixes! Such mixes, much pumpkin..
Autumnal harvest creamy pasta sauce - Autumnal harvest = clever marketing...still pumpkin spice.
Pumpkin soup - For the basic white girl who's fighting a cold.
Pumpkin joe-joe's - For the pumpkin lovers with a sweet tooth.
Pumpkin waffles - You heard right, now leggo my...erm, pumpkin!
Pumpkin and roasted pepitas cookies - They're crisp and thin...everything a cookie shouldn't be.
Pumpkin biscotti - To add that special touch to your pumpkin spice latte.
Dark chocolate pumpkin spice salted caramels - For those who like their desserts to have the longest name possible.
Gluten free pumpkin pancake mix - For the basic white girl that opted out of her vaccine and caught gluten.
Organic pumpkin in a can - For the festive doomsday preppers that still want to have thanksgiving once shemitah has passed.
Gluten free pumpkin bread and muffin baking mix - For the lazy, gluten stricken basic white girl.
Pumpkin soup crackers - To go with your pumpkin soup, duh.
Pumpkin cranberry crisps - What do you even do with these?!
PHEW! That's a lot of pumpkin!
Just remember - if you ever feel like giving in, just call it what it is, because:
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Disclaimer: This wasn't aimed at you, TJ, I promise. Don't sue me, bro.