That's my man, Mr Sheeps, looking out for the other guy. How come none of that surprises me?

I sure like the idea of trading in the old trash can, if for no other reason than not to have to deal with selling it on my own. But my experience, and others recently, has been that dealers give such a low-ball offer on the trade that you would have to be dumb as a box of rocks to take it.

I thought it was just me - because of the "I'm a schmuck" tattoo I have on my forehead.