Well, not immediately. And I'm not sure yet with whom. Or when. But as soon as God wills it, I'm all set.
If He wills it, that is. I didn't stop to think what if he doesn't....uh-oh. Is it possible that God doesn't mean for me to get married?
Well, Hell knows....oops, I shouldn't say that. Maybe that's why He doesn't want me to marry. That's a bit of a dick move, if you ask me...
And no, I don't actually care about getting married. But a woman stopped me on the street the other day and I'm not the sort of person who just tells people to fuck off. Well, sometimes. But usually I'm like yeah, let's see what happens.
And it turned out she was a Jehovah's Witness and she asked me how I see the future and shit like that. I felt very much like I might fail a test in school...
And she wanted to give me a flyer for young people, but she was fresh out. Must've been a busy day...and so, she said she'd give me a family flyer instead.
Am I married?
She immediately checked my hand to look for a ring, to which I hesitantly replied 'no'. She gave me this pitying look like you poor thing and told me that soon, I would be, should God want it of course.
See, I never knew it was God's consent I needed, I always thought I would be the guy's. Oh well, that should save me some time. Surely,Charlie Hunnam would understand it's God will that we marry...wouldn't he?
So right now, I'm waiting for God to give the old okay. I've stopped actually looking for candidates. I trust that when God decides it's time, He can also decide with whom.
Oh, I did get a correct answer because there was this multiple choice question on the flyer, what's important in a family - love, money or something else?
Doesn't that sound like a trick question? I mean anyone with half a brain would say love, especially if they didn't want to upset Jehovah's Witnesses....and who wants that?
So, that's my weekend sorted. How's yours?