Well folks, it's been a busy year. The Spectacle has had to employ new staff, get rid of old dust, and get ready to take on a whole new city. Neoxian City South was built last year (The Man Cave), and we've had to collect data on all the fluffy new residents that have taken hold over the last few months. Let's just say that it's been very eventful! That's for sure. Lots to report on! Lots to see, and lots to chat about!

Breaking news!

Hive account@neoxian is getting ready to burn some babies

Mr Dragon, since leaving his job as a Senior Engineer has found solace in his neoxian city. You can now find him laying back with his feet up, pipe and slippers, giving off fatherly vibes and letting most things slip by him.

When we raised this to his attention he stood up vertically, angry, and asked his servants to get him some babies to fry.

"This can't go on. I have an image to uphold!!!"

Mr Dragon angrily shouted at one of our reporters.

Hive account@xawi is marrying off her parents to solidify family bonds.

In a striking move, Hive account@xawi has decided to marry of her parents to strengthen her family. In Pakistan, it is customary for the main household earner to decide on acceptable marriages for the strengthening of family wealth and relationship bonds for a stronger, more efficient blood-line. We asked xawi why she had this decision:

"Well, see, Mum and Dad need to get their finger out you know? Here I am, sweating over splinterlands all day, hustling, bringing in serious dough, making the earnings robust. Now it's their turn!"

We wish you well Xawi's Mum and Dad!

Hive account@melbourneswest proves his Political prowess in blazing style

It was not widely believed that Hive account@melbourneswest was a Politician. Some might have said that he was just lying to gain some popularity within the hive circles. Yet he proved his involvements in the Political sphere incredibly by squandering an absolute ton of money in almost useless projects that brought him zero financial or intrinsic gain. We are all now absolutely convinced that he is a Politician.

Way to go man, you have certainly proved to us that you're one of those guys!

Hive account@definethedollar angered Paycoin was a scam

After searching Hive account@raymondspeaks' eight years blogging history and being convinced to buy into Paycoin dfd was brutally dismayed for it to be a worthless coin that no-one was interested in it. We asked Mr Dollar for comment.

"I am literally fuming. It doesn't matter if he was talking about it back in 2014, the matter of the issue is that it was there for me to read and I bought into it thinking it would make me rich. I am never listening to that knob jockey's advice again"

Sadly, Hive account@definethedollar was unavailable for further comment because he was too busy reading Carlos Maza's history for some good tips.

Hive account@jlordc saddened that new friend turned out to be a quantum computer

Hive account@jlordc made friends with a new person online last week. Excitedly, Lord J was quick to tell us that he had finally found someone that could hold up with him in a session of maths and game theory. Jay's next thoughts were that with a bit of hard training over a few years, he might be able to get his new friend up to speed with him

Sadly, Lord J learned that his new friend was actually Google's new quantum computer. A representative from Google had to contact him because apparently he had the computer running on almost 200% and people weren't able to finish their web searches as it diverted power from what it deemed as "non-essential systems"

Sorry J - you'll find someone some day!

Hive account@bearbear613, Hive account@themarkymark, Hive account@trumpman, and brotherlethal involved in almighty rainbow scuffle

In what can only be called as the all-time battle of the gay's, a mighty war erupted between these four people. Handbags were flying, lipstick was being thrown, and you could hear the screeching from several miles away. Luckily, Hive account@enforcer48 stepped in and saved the day.

He convinced them all to kiss and make up, and that led to what Hive account@trumpman describes as the best orgy he has ever had. He claimed that Greeks know a thing or two about bumsex.

None of them can now walk for weeks thanks to Hive account@themarkymark

Confused? Youll have to check out the gossip in The Man Cave and Neoxian City! Come join us :)