Raj does not move his ass. His ass is stuck. He tells everyone it's a health condition. But, it is not. Raj has no friends but his favorite show on Netflix is Friends. Raj’s brother thinks Raj is weird; so to annoy him he changes the Netflix password every week. Raj drags his ass, on the floor, to his brother's room to get the password. Raj thinks he is an expert in dragging asses. He is proud of the fact that he has taught two of his friends how to drag ass. Raj can drag his ass using a newspaper or a magazine or a Chinese food flyer. Sometimes, he even does it without his underwear. But, Raj does not care. Raj gets what Raj wants without lifting his ass. Raj’s brother shares the password only after he has been paid 100 bucks. The Mehta family has a Netflix account for 4 screens. It is used by Raj, Raj’s brother, Raj’s father and Raj’s mother. Raj’s father is a teacher. Raj’s mother used to be a teacher. She is now the dean.
Every time Raj pays his brother. Raj wishes his brother is dead. Raj knows his brother is gay and wishes he never gets any ass ever.
Raj loves watching horror whenever he is angry. Young possessed girls remind Raj of his ex-girlfriend. He wishes she too gets possessed. Maybe they will come around.
Today, there is a lot of noise outside, people are beating utensils. Raj is disturbed. He yells at his brother to stop. He tells his mother to stop. He tells his father to stop. They don’t give a fuck about Raj. Raj’s father is a teacher, Raj’s mother used to be a teacher, Raj’s brother is planning to be a teacher. Raj gets beaten up by teachers.
Raj’s brother, mother and father have left for a holiday. They don’t give a fuck about the virus.
The house is empty. Raj is hungry. He orders food. Nobody is ready to deliver. Raj makes Maggi. He now has to take a shit.
It’s midnight. Raj hears someone shatter a glass downstairs. Raj is scared shitless. It’s a home invasion. Raj grabs his Maggi fork to confront. There is a thief in Raj’s brother's room. He is stealing shit. Raj tells him to stop. The thief sees a young man with his ass on the ground holding a fork. The thief tells Raj to stand up. Raj says he can’t. He has a medical condition. The thief asks, what is the medical condition called? Raj says it’s none of his business. The thief says Raj is full of shit. Raj thinks the thief is acting exactly like his brother who is a dick. The thief says he is sorry to be robbing a sick person. Raj says he is robbing his brother not him. The thief says ok and continues to rob. The thief is excited to find a Netflix username password written on a piece of paper. Raj calls the thief a motherfucker and tells him to leave the login details behind and not to take it with him. The thief grabs the fork from Raj’s hand and stabs it in his ass. Raj cries. The thief cries with him. He says he too was like Raj. He too had a medical condition once. He too was stuck. But, then one day someone stole his #AmazonPrimeVideo Account. At first, he thought it does not matter because Amazon allows multiple logins but the moment he started receiving recommendations in which he had no interest. He realized that life was a Matrix like the movie Matrix and not Life of Pi.
The thief runs away. Raj decides to stand up. But, he does not.