Desolation and solitude....no...a Tuesday.
I find myself locked away on this lonely little misty island.
At first it was great...and then it wasn't.
Suddenly the wealth of sunshine was just a sunburn.
The beach became a sandy hell and what felt like camping suddenly became sleeping on the ground.
All that alone time I craved became an extreme loss of sanity.
Now unfortunately I have no choice but to stay here.
You see...in the first week I was here a rescue boat came by...and I hid from it.
I thought leave this paradise for what?
My old life? My wife that hates me , my best friend that fucks my wife, and giving oral to my shotgun every weekend but not being able to pull the trigger? Yeah fuck that.
Is what I originally thought...but now...now I see I made a mistake. Ah I can see it now my wife must be overjoyed too not have to sneak around anymore. Not that she was all that careful before.
Hell when my buddy started to crash in our guest room every other night that was odd enough in itself. Then my wife starts taking nighttime jogging? Not likely she would rather pay someone to jog for her.
That's the worst part of all of this.
See what I should have done was gone home and changed things.
By that I mean go home and introduce them to my shotgun. Hell I might even be a little jealous my tongue knows the barrel better then the back of my teeth at this point.
But wouldn't that be poetic? They've been fucking me so I fuck them...with the gun.
Alright alright I'm an accountant not an English major.
But still...I guess the only reason I didnt before was because of my daughter.
Ah sweet Kelly my baby girl that went from dolls and dress up to boys and boose in what seemed like overnight.
But she's in college now, one of those expensive ones...completely for partying.
But I don't mind that, I'm just happy I can provide for her as a father.
You know...maybe I should learn from this experience and reconci - is that a light?
Oh shit its another boat!
This is my chance! I'm saved. You know what? This Is a sign!
I gotta fucking kill em all!