squirrelspy dude, you seemz like a right sneaky aminal. admire da way youse bounce up da tree an fly da branches. and dat tail looks.... whoa!

i like mah fren Murph, he is a fun pupper and only barks cuz he is tryin to protec his hooman. he kens dat you is a superior aminal with cunning plans to take over da world, so peein be da way to stahp you from dese attacks on his hooman.

i tink he wants da hooman to do a 'notnotice' on youse so he get cookies n snootboops. but he a nice dawg. mebbe u could be frens?