INTRODUCTION

Hello fellow steemians and Palnet citizens, today I have for you some mock items based on MSPWaves shows. Mostly relating to Hive account@crimsonclad and her show Full Force Radio, which is hosted every Thursday in the PALNET discord server. There's also Joculation with LPFaust, Clown World with R0nd0n, Lazy Sundaze with CarrieAllen, among many others. These mock items were written during last weeks Full Force Radio by me.

MOCK LISTINGS

Crim caps: Have you looked at your teeth and wished they looked like CrimsonClad? If so these crowns with her smiling face will make you smile wider than ever before. Limited supplies

Crimsauce: For when you need that taste of hatred in your life, but can't fathom making actual enemies

CrimPans: Get your set of these metal pans in the shape of Crim's face or ass today, only 1000 made of each design

Crimmas stockings: Hang Crim's head from your mantle by her hair with these festive stockings today

CrimTree: Have you ever wanted to place Crim in a room and decorate her with Crimmas ornaments, then these Crimmas trees will be perfect for you, made to exact size, including shelf ass, to look just like CrimsonClad

Crimmas Boxers: For when you desire for Crim's face to grasp that last drip of piss after that long twenty minute beer induced bladder release, grab these Crimmas boxer shorts today, and get a set of crimmas panties for your signif. other

Faust Cough Drops: For when not even traditional medicine makes you hack up all the mucus from your lungs, grab a Faust cough drop today and never have a runny nose again

ClownSauce: For when you just need the taste of superior capitalism in your miserable life, chug this and be a robber-baron today

Crimbubbles: These bubbles are scented like a vikings ass, with a hint of oranges

Crim Paddle: Have you ever wanted your partner to use Crim's ass to paddle yours? Then this paddle is for you, with a patented design resembling Crim's perfectly round buttocks

Crim Wood: Decorate your walls with planks of wood with Crim's dildo hands burned into them

Crim Biblio: Are you wishing you could properly worship your goddess CrimsonClad? Grab your copy today of Crim Biblio and learn more about your dildo weilding, hot headed, metal goddess today. Comes with a personal anal plug with the visage of Crim's face only $14.99 plus S&H

Faust nuts: Coming to a steem near you, these excellent chocolate coated cashews with extra salt, tastes just like the salty nuts you all love to put in your mouth from other brands, but with an added layer of sensitivity

Lazy Sundates: Are you lazy? Are you wishing your food was just as lazy as you? Well Lazy Sundaze presents to you LAZY SUNDATES, now with extra lazy, you won't even notice the mold

Joculation tree warmer: After a long cold night, you notice your tree is limp, how do you solve it? With a joculation tree warmer, just wrap it around your tree, plug it in, and watch as it works instantly making your limp tree perfectly at attention

Clown World tree ornaments: What's better than a clownish dildo hung from your tree? Obviously an entire set of 24 of them

BONUS

CrimsonClad on Full Force Radio: I started this expecting to run a show about metal, and vikings, but, my viewers decided to talk about my ass, dildos, and photoshop pictures of me holding dildos riding a unicorn

EXTRA INFO

So, if enough people want it, I'm thinking of doing a contest to see who can make the funniest depictions of these items, not sure what to offer as rewards, provide suggestions below, with your desires to see me run the contest. If I don't get enough interested, I won't be running the contest, but anyone may produce mock images of the items.

I'm trying to also start a set of Splinterlands posts where I tell the story of my adventures in tourneys, I started work on the first post, but since most of the Novice and Bronze tourneys are when it's dark here I end up sleeping through them. The stories are supposed to be humorous and show a prideful ego, plus a "bootstrap" mentality.

See y'all in the next post

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