Remember remember, the 5th of the revenger. Wait, hold on I mixed that up, oh whatever. Happy Revenge of the Fifth! That's right all you light side allied scumbags are going to finally feel the full force of the dark side today. I am Hive account@darthclayboyn, Hive account@lordvader and his cute little army of cannon fodder clones could probably take out your little planet with their hooptie whatever star, but allow me to show you what a real Sith looks like:

I'm such a bad ass that I have TWO light sabers, that's even better than that fool Darth Maul! Don't even get me started on that joke Palpetine and his want to be Harry Potter villain bullshit. Get out of here with your ridiculous pyrotechnics and stun guns you old fool. Honestly I'd go on a drive-by with a car full of Hive account@lordvader 's storm troopers as my gunmen before bringing Palpetine to a fight. Who electrocutes their own face off? I had to start learning how to "force face palm" after you did that. You were bested by the Jedi with a Dimetapp colored light saber and then had a "little person" finish beating you up, just think on that while you wither away into a puddle of goop.

Anyway, back to the matter at hand. I have unleashed an entire army of hip hop bounty hunters to destroy my enemies and to take my rightful place as Sith Master. There are always only two and as soon as my bounty hunters find that fool Hive account@lordvader I will take on a new student to torture and manipulate into cutting off their own son's appendages. "Oh but Ani you can save her with the dark side." Idiot.

I have unleashed my servant mc chris. Allow him to introduce his team of bounty hunters that are going to be hunting you down like a dog night and day. Force choke on deez you Skywalker hack. You should have never left that lava pit you were dying in and maybe your son would have given me a real challenge if he had never been hidden from developing his Force powers from a young age.

Boba Fett

Dengar

Zuckuss

Bossk

IG-88

I'm sure at least one of these resourceful scoundrels can take you down so I don't have to avert my attention from covertly taking your little empire from you without you even being aware it's happening. You think all of those storm troopers miss all of those shots and never get replaced by coincidence? That's called non-negotiable contractual obligation. Next time, maybe you should read what your signing when you order a clone army. Too bad there won't be a next time.

MUAHAH-AHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!