Dearest flock,
We think we have identified the mysterious person behind .
We can not, however, disclose their name because we respect their wish to remain anonymous. We hope you do to, so please stop your sleuthing, however well-intentioned it may be.
To avoid having written a so-called shit post completely devoid of information, we would like to add that said anonymous person is most certainly not the one who stopped the blockchain earlier today.
We thank again and hope that many will follow their example.
Kind regards,
The High Priest of the Church of Piglet, Holder of Truth, and Keeper of the Ivy Staff.
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