Dearest flock, In these dark days of vote buying, witness vote buying and trading, voting circles, and content being largely irrelevant, we thought it would be useful to post our eleven guidelines for

A fable, or parable, if you will, for your consideration. Goats will eat anything, and lots of it, to satisfy their lust for food. They can be useful, but it is generally not a good idea to let them get

Dearest flock, It has come to our attention that many Steemians let the size of their votes depend solely on the size of a poster's wallet. Even some of those who go on and on about how Steemit needs a

The Church of Piglet asks your attention for the following: The Partiko people spam each and every introduceyourself posting with a comment praising their product. According to the apparently somewhat

Dearest flock, We present to you a path towards a more efficient Steemit! The ironically, sarcastically, and satirically challenged should avoid reading this. What if: We made a tool to automatically repost

Dearest flock, and the rest, Attention spans still being what they are on Steemit, we decided to repost our insufficiently famous eleven guidelines yet again. So, here they are, for those who haven't seen

It's your own fault if you sold too late, so don't moan in unoriginal ways and don't give silly investment advice. If you like it here, just keep posting and engaging, and go in peace, or rather, read

Stop hiding behind your delegations, engage, and go in peace, or rather, read and resteem The Church of Piglet's Guidelines, and then go in peace, or in anger, as the case may be. Image by Katharsisdrill

Dearest flock, While it is still up to the community to find and report which bidbots' upvotes might be less than fortunate, at least some bidbot owners show a little accountability and responsibility

Summer and vacations are here! As a friendly gesture, the ever-forgiving Church of Piglet invites all those who delegate to bidbots to a guided tour of the peat bog next to our church building in The

Dearest flock, We are a fun and frivolous church. Being serious all the time is bad for the heart, no matter what one is up against. But today, as temperatures are too high to be funny anyway, we would

Your vote size should depend on how much you like the content, not on how much you may receive in return. It was supposed to be about the content, remember? Curate righteously and go in peace, or rather,

Dearest flock, and the rest, Attention spans being what they are on Steemit, we decided to repost our insufficiently famous eleven guidelines again. The persistently hot weather also has something to do

Dearest flock, Helpful as ever, the Church of Piglet has made a list of suggested titles for content we need more of on the Trending Page. So, if you can't get any traction, if nobody reads your content,

The Church of Piglet asks your attention for the following: The presence on or near the Trending Page of postings like these may not be in the best interest of Steemit and therefore your stake here: Just

Unless you are a comment spammer, in which case the Church of Piglet recommends you be flagged into oblivion. Also, carefully calculated reciprocal voting and delegating to bidbots is not proper curation.

Bidbot owners accept little responsibility for the votes they dish out. Cleaning up over-rewarded posts of doubtful quality is left to those who didn't facilitate them and who can ill afford the flagging

The Church of Piglet asks your attention for the following: The presence of @onlinemoneygurug, @onlinemoneyguruu, @moneyguruu, and whatever other names they go by, on the Trending Page may not be in the

If you, as a small fish, don't dare to flag over-rewarded trending posts of doubtful quality, the Church of Piglet understands, and we will not smite you with the Ivy Staff. Whales, however, need not fear

Dearest flock, We think we have identified the mysterious person behind @anonymous.donor. We can not, however, disclose their name because we respect their wish to remain anonymous. We hope you do to,