When you find yourself in the kitchen, trying to hide a couple tubs of delicious homemade cookies, then, you know, you may just be related to the Cookie Monster.
I wasn't quite sure at first, if it was even possible. But, I went and took one of those lineage DNA test thingies? It turns out, that both the Cookie Monster and I, are direct descendants of Jim Henson. I know right? Impossible! But then I remember this story my parents used to tell me about how the main character in 'The Dark Crystal' - Jen - was created with me in mind.
True or not, I do get hangry pretty quickly. I also find it easy to use my imagination and I swear, I can make stuffed animals talk. My life is a literal interpretation of the movie 'Toy Story'. Just glad I don't need a hand up my butt to talk. Then you would see my Cookie Monster crazy eyes come out. Because, I can get crazy. You don't know crazy until you've seen those things. One of the things that makes me, me.
Big shout out and thank you to for coming through with the cookies. The little princesses wish for me to relay a big sweet thank you! And to everyone out there, do you REMEMBER TO BE YOU! I always am, because Aughra said so.
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