About them Apple Switchers,
ain't they well-informed
goin' to and frow,
switchn' they platform.
Them banjo pickin' Apple Switchers,
see how much they spent?
They switch to stop blue screens of death
or just to Think Different.
Look at all those Apple Switchers,
hey they even chicks!
Some just switch to make a point,
some just for the kicks.
How to be an Apple Switcher,
if you want to know?
Take a trip to Apple's store
and pony up the dough.
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