About them SMTs, ain't they keen? Goin' all around, tokening they things. Them super-slick SMTs, a crypto transformation, has their own market pairs, and fee-less operation. Look at all them SMTs, ICOs

How about them Front-Runners, It's a real stunt. Goin' all around, voin' posts up in front. Them hawk-eyed Front-Runners, findin' posts obscurely. Biding up they time, and gittin' votes in early. Look

How about them Curators, ain't they prudent? Goin' all around, votin' for that content. Them scrutinizin' Curators, votin' to curate. Gamin' votes for a time, and posts that asseverate. Look at all them

How about them Turkey Chompers, Ain't they perky? Goin' all around, chompin' on that turkey. Them tryptophanized Turkey Chompers, got another plate. With more turkey piled high, Til' calcium carbonate.

About them STEEM Witnesses, a representin' lot. Goin' all around, with the votes they got. Them block signin' Witnesses, usin' brainkey seeds. Spreadin' out the blockchain and postin' they price feeds.

How about them Streemians, they sure the heck ain't quiet. Goin' all around, with votin' autopilot. Them auto-votin' Streemians, 'til curation pales. Usin' up they votin' power, followin' they trails.

Photos by: me How about them Excavators takin' up space. Goin' all around, diggin' up the place. Diggin' up the packed soil, with the deepest swipes. Hopin' to avoid, any sewage pipes. They can also crush,

How about them Stake Poolers, ain't they great? Goin' all around, poolin' they stake. They take they profits all day long, or they stop out smartly. All the while chattin' 'bout, a fire stickin' party!

How about them Script Kiddies, the internet's old plight. Goin' all around, usin' hacks they didn't write. Them Script Kiddies lurk the net, as devious little foes. Keep them admins well employed, and

About them iPod Snobs, don't it make you sick? Goin' all around, enjoyin' they music. They listen on the bus, they listen on the plane. Showin' off for all to see, ain't it just a pain? Look at all those

About them Type Casters, it ain't just a hype. Goin' all around, castin' up they type. Castin' classes here and there, when they derivate. They compiler needs to know, so they runtime's up to date. Look

About them WiFi Chalkers, ain't they fun to see? Goin' all around, chalkin' them AP! Them resourceful Chalkers, what a useful crowd. Showin' all the world, where the net's allowed. Look at all them WiFi

About them Modem Linkers, ain't they kinda odd? Goin' on the net, with they little baud. Look at all those Modem Linkers, what a thing to see. Web sites come up really slow, get's lousy Voice/IP. Internet

How about them Slashdot Trolls, they don't make no sense! Goin' on Slashdot, postin' weird comments. About them Slashdot Trolls, are they on a team? Postin' first is their thing, what an odd meme? Look

How about them Java Coders, codin' here and there. Just like Gosling's Keynote said, Java's Everywhere! Them platform neutral Java Coders, runnin' hotspot mode. Keep them classes nice and neat, 'til it

About them Microsofters, ain't it fun to watch. Goin' to the update site, to get the latest patch. Them update needin' Microsofters, too bad it's always late. Patches from two months ago, won't help them

About them Web Loggers savin' all those trees? Goin' online, writin' log entries. Them daily postin' Web Loggers, is it just a hype? Postin' up a storm in movable type. Look at all them Web Loggers, keepin'

About them Open Sourcers, ain't they codin' warriors. Writing under licenses, coded by they lawyers. Some code on a payroll, but usually it's free. BSD to GPL, they code for all to see. Them happy slappy

About them File Swappers, ain't it just wrong? Goin' all around swappin' them songs. Swappin' them Mp3s, and the movies, what the hey? Gettin' nasty threats from the RIAA. Look at those File Swappers tradin'

About them Apple Switchers, ain't they well-informed goin' to and frow, switchn' they platform. Them banjo pickin' Apple Switchers, see how much they spent? They switch to stop blue screens of death or