Yeah, I looked at esd and it looked like the kind of C code that an
ex-JOVIAL/Algol '60 coder who had spent the last 20 years bouncing
between Fortran-IV and Fortran '77 would write.
Experience varies directly with equipment ruined.
Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants,
today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
-- Dave Barry