There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in their home.
-- Ken Olsen (President of Digital Equipment Corporation),
Convention of the World Future Society, in Boston, 1977
Corruption is not the #1 priority of the Police Commissioner. His job
is to enforce the law and fight crime.
-- P. B. A. President E. J. Kiernan
Toddlers are the stormtroopers of the Lord of Entropy.