Welcome to Punday Monday!
This is the Final Punday of Year Two! Think about all the great puns you’ve seen this year, and along with your pun for today, let me know in the comments which were your favorites and any special memories you’ve made here!
Say your favorite pun of the year in a comment and the punster who made it, and link to it. Then vote for the ones you think are worthy contenders that other people nominated. Nominators and winners will win some bonus SBI!
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Pull up a stool, order a spiked PUNch, and get to know some of the regulars. I'm your PUNtender, 
How To Make a Pun
This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun
Rules for the PUN-test:
- If you hope to win a prize, your pun must be your original work
- Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.
Last Week's Punday Monday:
Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!
Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winners of This Week's PUNday Monday Are...
Rookie of the Week:
No new punsters.
Pocket Choice Awards:
I am of the opinion that there are four responses to creative works one doesn’t like.
Constructive criticism. Help them get better!
Useful review. Help audience members know which of them will like and which won’t like this piece.
Outdo them. Demonstrate to yourself and others what “good” looks like.
Keep it to yourself.
There is, however, only one way to respond to creative work one DOES like.
Send them POCKET.
What pun was your favorite?
https://steemit.com/pocket/@improv/53vgvb-pocket-friday
POCKET Choice Winner's Circle Season One:
POCKET Choice Winners' Circle Season Two:
Grand Prize (which isn’t bigger than the other prizes, just grander):
Best Pun
Best Pun of the Entire Week
Best Overall Pun
DRUMROLL PLEASE…..
And What Prizes Do They Win, You Ask?
Full Strength, 100% Upvote!
Why, as usual, all the punsters got full strength upvotes on their submissions from
SBI
Which are little bitty upvotes on all your content forever. See 
Our entrants were:
Our winners get bonus prize SBI for winning!
Congrats,
Our category winners will each get to choose a post (of their own or someone else's) and I will give that post a fully powered upvote and a 
This Week's Pun Topic Is:
Hair dressers!
As in,
Hair dressers always bid their families goodbye in the morning by announcing, “Sa long!”
I'm So Good at Puns
If you've never punned before, it might seem like magic! You can do it, too! Learn how in My Free How-To Guide on Punning!
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