frens, it has been a busy and fun day for me. I'm hanging out in my home town in Louisiana for a bit and my family had a let new year's get together today. We spent most of the day yesterday cooking and preparing. Today, I got to see some family members that I haven't seen in 10+ years and it was pretty awesome. I always love catching up with family. Of course they all asked me what I'm doing these days and explaining that you make money blogging about crypto is a little difficult with a very country family like mine. It was so much fun. Anyway - we're here to have a laugh and cringe our faces off at an insane NFT collection.
Fart Jars by Stephanie Matto
Stephanie Matto is a former star on the fantastic reality TV show "90 Day Fiance". If you've never watched the show, I highly recommend checking it out if you want to cringe your soul out of your body and have a laugh. After the peak of her career, she decided that she was going to start selling her farts. Yes, her farts. In jars. Bruh. Lol. That sentence makes my brain hurt. She sold $200,000 worth of these flatulent filled jars before being hospitalized for intestinal issues due to the drastic change in her diet... Yo this lady literally was like "How can I make their the most potent farts possible? Hold my beer." Her hard work and dedication paid off at $1,000 per fart jar. She was making $50,000 per week. Like... What kind of person do you have to be to spend a grand on a fart? I dunno but apparently there's a lot of those people. After being hospitalized and retiring, she turned to the only logical solution.... NFTs.
Imagine the smell!
Like a true giant-brained mad lad, she launched a collection of 5,000 unique Fart Jar NFTs on Ethereum. These generative PFP (profile pic) NFTS cost 0.05 ETH (plus gas fee) to mint. So they're technically a discount from the real jar of flatulence, What a deal!! Roughly $180 plus another $200 for gas... and you can mint your very own digital fart in a jar. Imagine the smell! You don't really have a choice because unfortunately we don't have a way to smell a jpeg yet. Makes me think of the Smell-O-Vision device from Futurama that allows you to smell things in space. But in this case you would be smelling a fart in a jar.
This is one of the stupidest NFT collections I've ever seen. I mean from generative ball-sacks to pixelated wieners... We really have it all in the NFT space. I feel like this kind of thing would literally only happen in a fever dream. That kinda dream where you wake up sweating and shit... This largely attributes to why a lot of people do not take NFTs seriously. Of course, when you give people the power to create digital art and sell it, there's gunna be some ridiculous things that come out. It's just human nature. People love stupid shit. So what does owning one of these Fart Jar NFTs do for you aside from sitting in your wallet?
Ok, so I see where this is going.... You own the NFT and you can talk to Stephanie. Whatever degenerate ape mints the most of these gets a 30 minute zoom call with her! What! That's some incredible value if you ask me. Getting to talk to a former reality TV star turned fartrepreneur. She will even teach you how to become one yourself as a mentor! Last but not least, that profile picture on Twitter is gunna be lookin hot and smelling... like a fart?
For as long as I can remember, it has been assumed that girls don't poop and girls most certainly don't fart. Today, we are changing the narrative on what women can and can't do, and on what women should and shouldn't do! Fart Jars are all about taking ownership of your body, your inner worth, with an added whiff of creative genius! Making a statement and an impact is not about pushing a fart - it's about pushing yourself to do anything you set your mind to. Fart jars are a symbol of feminine power, hope, joy, and lightheartedness in even the darkest times! Keep calm & fart on!
Straight from the Fart Jar website comes the most hilarious quote I've ever read from Stephanie herself. Man, I wann be like her when I grow up.
Thanks for reading! Much love.
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