I'm not quite sure where it is in the Bible, but I'm nearly positive there is a passage that warns:
"When the presence of the crushed hazlenut causeth the people to riot, the world will end."
Well it looks like we may be in trouble.
Apparently the thought of only paying 30% of the suggested retail price for a container of Nutella caused people to knock down old ladies in their quest to fill their cupboards with obscene amounts of cocoa hazelnut spread.
Wow people suck.