Mike when they ask if he is going to pay his taxes this time. Giphy

So is it so delusional that even this loon can recognize it is delusional Giphy Or is it completely reasonable but she thinks it is delusional? Mind blown.

Be careful ladies. If you sleep with any of these guys, you will need to add an "S" to the beginning of this. Giphy

Two old guys in Germany decided they needed to sneak out of their home in order to attend a heavy metal festival. image That isn't the most shocking part of the story. The real shock is that neither one

A bear recently wandered into the Stanley Hotel. This is the same hotel that was in the movie "The Shining". image Something tells me he was looking for this image

So it seems a teenager from the country of Georgia decided to show off by solving 6 Rubik's Cubes while underwater and only taking one breath. Something tells me that he dind't practice for this in addition

Hope they are ready for the latest event in the Darwin competition. Ash Randall holds the Guinness World Record for controlling a soccer ball with his feet while laying on a moving car. How long did he

How do you feel about Rosanne Barr's pants? Giphy

Earlier this week, Rosanne Barr made a racist statement on twitter. She then followed it up the next day with racist pictures. source Her defense: a sleeping pill made her do it. Here was the company's

According to the Royal Canadian Mounted Police, a woman demonstrated just how much of a Rick and Morty fan she was while patronizing a local Tim Horton's restaurant. The woman was caught on video following

Apparently not. According to the Denver Post a woman was cited by police for using a 7-Eleven's microwave to heat a urine sample. The sample was not smiling after it exploded. src Not sure what she consumed,

In a not very surprising move, Connecticut police have arrested a man who was offering to "sell his snake" on social media. (Not Cameron DeFrances) src What is surprising is that he was actually

The judges have spoken and have determined that Dylan McWilliams is the world's tastiest human. He may not look like the world's tastiest human, but a shark, bear and snake can't be wrong! The panel, comprised

On April 14th the Detroit Zoo gave visitors a free bucket of poo. src I shit you not! And the amount of poo given was limited! Only the first 1,000 guests to the zoo's sixth annual GreenFest received a

Police in Ohio have received numerous reports that zombie-like raccoons are roaming their state. Several people have reported the raccoons approaching humans, raising up on their hind legs and showing

It seems like New Hampshire Lottery Executive Director Charlie McIntyre may have come to his senses. McIntyre recently approved an ad campaign centered around the slogan "Luck Yeah!" Although

In one of the stupidest decisions ever made at a dance club (which is kind of a big deal because almost every decision people make at a club is a bad one), the management of the Mokai Lounge in Miami Beach

How much do you love Cap'n Crunch? source Personally I think it is pretty similar to crack. I can't stop eating it even if it rips the shit out of the roof of my mouth. But even I don't love it as much

When Scottish farmer Bruce Grubb spotted a tiger near his pregnant cows, he knew he had to save them. Wisely, he knew he could not take on the tiger alone. Instead, Grubb called the police who rushed to

I'm not quite sure where it is in the Bible, but I'm nearly positive there is a passage that warns: "When the presence of the crushed hazlenut causeth the people to riot, the world will end."