Attention Class! Here is the first question of your pop quiz:
- If given the tough choice, would you: a) send your young child to a public school for a decade of brainwashing and indoctrination, or b) slather your naked body in liquid honey and wrestle a ravenous honey-badger on top of an active fire-ant hill? Explain your choice.
RE: #BACKTOSCHOOL... A Truth Bomb