Welcome to what was once one of the most messed-up countries on planet earth... Former-Communist Albania! Notice the glamorous sign of welcome that is shot full of bullet holes. Cherish the endless landscape

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood. A beautiful day for a neighbor. Would you be my? Could you by my? Won't you be my neighbor? Good morning boys and girls. And how are all you precious little snowflakes

Diseased weak minds, Lamely they bleat. SJWs brought down, In total defeat. What does it mean? This poem, This rhyme? The poet's deluded! It should be a crime! With pitchforks and torches, They came in

The peninsula holds its breath tonight. Irma is coming with plenty of fight. When landfall is made, you better make haste. Batten the hatches, there no time to waste. Bubble, bubble toil and trouble, A

Good morning boys and girls, my name is Mr. Melkor and I will be your Tyrannical Overlord. Ooops, that slipped out. Today I will be your teacher. I'm going to teach you a few things about one of your most

[Melkor’s Insane Palace in the Timeless Void] Slowly he wound his way down the spiral staircase from the High Tower that housed his observatory. It was from there that Melkor used his power to observe

Hickory dickory, dickory dock, Seconds tick on the atomic clock. For Kim Jong Un, the goal is clear. The hydrogen bomb will be his spear. What will The Donald do in response? Unleash Armageddon all at

The Dank Meme gleamed in the midday sun, An ironic message for everyone. With pictures and words, it told its tale. Destroying the Snowflakes, it will not fail. Cut and thrust, slash and jab The SJW is

FADE FROM BLACK: [Inside Don Nedleone’s palatial home at his custom juice bar] MELKORIO (seated in front of the Don Nedleone’s juice bar) I believe in Steemitville. Steem posting has made my fortune. And,

"Why do people cheat? Why is it so easy, so acceptable to cheat?" These interesting questions were asked by Steemian @honeydue on her blog. I decided to answer here since this is essentially

Since the dawn of time world leaders have sought to control and enslave their populations. Power corrupts. However, in days gone by government had 3 main tools in the toolbox of exploitation: brute force,

As you wander through life searching for meaning, remember this.

The Sea of Chaos Transition between the earth realm and The Void It hinders Me But not forever! I will make the passage The time draws nigh....

Don't be afraid to be the villain if it is your destiny. These are the words of songwriter Lawrence Gowan: A Criminal Mind You see my hands are steady You've seen my face before Soon you can take your

The world of politics is permanently confused. Traditional concepts of left versus right are no longer valid. Why? Let me explain. On the "far left" you have both Anarchists and Communists.

I lurk at the threshold and observe humanity. Their petty nature and moribund societies amuse me. The blank expression in their eyes reveals the emptiness of their souls. How long must I wait to escape

Foolish people believe in Money. They believe without even knowing what money really is. Today, I shall reveal its secret nature. This knowledge could set you free! But it will not, except for a very few.

I am Melkor, the Corrupter. Throughout the age of man I have used such simple tools to infect your hearts and bind your wicked souls to mine. At first, I come to you as a simple thought that you believe

Some of you know me. Some have heard whispers and tales of dread. Rejoice, for Melkor has come! For many ages I have been banished in the Timeless Void. Some would be bitter to have suffered so. I, however,