The stock market is a fraud and so are cryptocurrencies. Birds of a feather may flock together.

News Flash: Social Media Triggers Millennial Dopes.

They are all scams. Some more than others. In time, this will become apparent. People on Steemit don't want it to all be a scam, but that doesn't change reality.

How does Melkor know all? I lurk at the threshold: across the eternal chasm of space and time. I observe. The perceptive gaze of Melkor cannot be deterred. Your grade is deferred Honeydue. Rest-up. There

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Psssst... Mr. Melkor will whisper the secret ingredient in the cookie that makes it taste so delicious: the secret ingredient is The Salty Tears of Outraged Social Justice Warriors. Don't tell anyone!

Now your wish shall come true! Melkor's curse will be upon them.

May the peace of The Hated and Forsaken rest upon your noble brow, and may your enemies suffer eternal crotch rot.

Student Update From: The School Board of Infamy and Damnation Date: There are no dates in the Timeless Void Topic: Mr. Melkor Attention all students! Mr. Melkor has been awarded the honor of being the

Defiance is a needed commodity. That you understand this shows your wisdom @moeknows. Very good.

Boldly, he strode forward, with fire in his eyes. Alex showed no fear. With head held high, he began the journey which would haunt him until the end of his days. His quest for wizard secrets, innocently

The pungent aroma of Steemit lucre wafted airily from the wallet of @alexbeyman. Little did he realize, but the bloodhound trolls of the blockchain had sniffed him out and would soon descend to pester

Uh oh @r2cornell, you are supposed to wash your dog in the tub or outside in the yard, not the dishwasher! Try to remember next time.

Your grade is a B+ You got the correct answer; however you made two mistakes. First, honey badgers and fire ants don't fuck around; therefore, it would definitely not be "awesome fun". For more

The time is coming Honeydue. On that day, verily, Thine cup will runneth over, Thou shalt feast on the Steem of the Damned and adorable Daemon Kittens shall defend Your honor and cutely vanquish all who

Attention Class! Here is the first question of your pop quiz: If given the tough choice, would you: a) send your young child to a public school for a decade of brainwashing and indoctrination, or b) slather

Honeydue has prophesied riches for herself and Melkor. I just checked My Steemit Wallet of Damnable Suffering, and there was a princely treasure waiting: 0.003 Steem Power, all Mine for the taking!!! Your

This is typical. Freedom isn't what you think. Your only true freedom it to do as you are told. If you disagree, then you are guilty of wrong think and are a danger to society. Through coercive intimidation,

As predicted, Melkor earned his $0.02 of Steemit cash on 5 views, including your wise mother. It matters not. I wrote the post for you. Your kind words are all the rewards The Despised and Unwanted One

Falling and crashing, Down and forever: When will the pain end? The doctor said never. Bleak in despair, Fragile and broken, Life hardly fair, No words to be spoken. What will it take, For her to be free?