Student Update
From: The School Board of Infamy and Damnation
Date: There are no dates in the Timeless Void
Topic: Mr. Melkor

Attention all students! Mr. Melkor has been awarded the honor of being the Most Hated and Feared Teacher in The Void. To celebrate this great achievement, the school board has decided to build a gargantuan bronze statue of Mr. Melkor's sinuous body in the pose "Curb Stomping the Bad Student". It shall be displayed in front of the main entrance to Mr. Melkor's School of High Achievement and Blasphemy.

In other news, student Honeydue has been awarded student of the month, and shall receive a free chocolate chip cookie in the school cafeteria as her reward.