I realize that this is not the first time that I have written an article about this topic, and it may not be the last time I do so. However, this is one topic that gets my blood coagulating every time I hear one of these radical feminists run their mouths about how easy it is to learn how to cook and how practice makes perfect.
No, not everyone is genetically designed to cook. No, practice doesn't make perfect when it comes to cooking. Practice makes perfect when you're trying to excel in bowling or ping-pong. However, when someone is struggling to cook and they simply don't have the knack for it, all the practice in the world is not going to make them perfect at it. That is a fairy-tale fantasy that radical feminists have been peddling to the world for way too long.
If you're a feminist and a lesbian, then this article is not for you. However, if you're a heterosexual feminist and you throw your husband or live-in boyfriend into the kitchen cold turkey and expect him to become the next Emeril Lagasse overnight, you need to think about the dangers to which you are subjecting him and you. Below is a video that describes how most house fires start in the kitchen.
Mr. Death Explains How Unskilled Cooking Can Cause Someone To Get Burned To Death
I don't believe in Hell or that anyone burns for all eternity simply because they missed a church service one Sunday. What I do believe in is that men who simply don't have what it takes to cook should not be forced into the kitchen and made to struggle at something at which they'll probably never excel.
Radical feminists? If your husband or live-in boyfriend sucks at cooking, he is not going to become a master chef overnight or ever. He simply doesn't have the art of cuisine in his DNA. DEAL WITH IT!
Feminists? I read the comments section to the video above, and I will emphatically state that all the gender equality in the world is not going to make up for your loss of quality of life if you survive a house fire. I'm all for gender equality, but I don't think taking the risk of having your live-in boyfriend or husband burn your house down is the way to achieve it.
If Judie Brown of the American Life League were to be caught and burned in a house fire of this nature and embryonic stem cell research was the only way to get rid of her pain and suffering and restore her appearance back to normal, she'd be telling all her Catholic colleagues to take their ideologies about embryonic stem cell research being infanticide and to stick them up their Christian fannies and rotate on them. Nobody is that much of a whore to their theistic beliefs. Pardon my French.
Then again, Judie Brown doesn't even like feminists of any kind. Therefore, I guess I have to give her a free pass on this same controversy.
I'm not being a chauvinist about men not cooking if they cannot do it or even learn how to do it. I'm being a realist. If men don't want to cook, it's because they cannot cook without either giving someone food poisoning or setting their whole house on fire.
You wouldn't let your 3-year-old tyke cook something on the stove or in the oven. So, why would you want your husband or live-in boyfriend to cook anything on the stove or the oven if his culinary skills are nearly zero to none? Swallow your feminist pride! It could actually save your life one day.
It's time for all of you men to get a fire extinguisher and put it in your kitchen. It's time for all you radical feminists to hire a professional cook to take over the kitchen duties. If kitchen fires are the number one cause of house fires, why would you want anyone inexperienced at cooking to run your kitchen? It makes no sense.
There are rocket scientists and astrophysicists of the male gender that cannot read recipes inasmuch as they look as though they're written in Greek or Hebrew to them. Cooking is not a life skill that everyone should be obligated to learn. It is not even a life skill.
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