Before kickoff
So flying chicken 🐔 was at the world 🌍 cup and they were waiting for white crow 🇭🇷 to pluck them, before the matched began I went to my doctor for some prescription here are his recommendation;
During the match
- Watch with two or more people around you in case of heart attack
- Eat before watching to avoid loss of appetite and starvation
- Don’t bet more than N100 on any Nigeria match to avoid high blood pressure
- Keep dangerous objects out of reach while watching
- Sleep immediately after match to avoid transfer of anger
