According to league sources, Rams lineman Andrew Whitworth did the unthinkable today.
Whitworth practicing for his impending mug shot.
During his day off, Whitworth purposely tried to get kids hooked on an activity that has been linked to stimulation of various brain chemicals, like serotonin, that may leave you feeling happier and more relaxed.
How dare he try to mess with kids' brain chemicals?!
I'm no doctor but just look at all that red. That can't be good.*
This activity has also been known to reduce blood sugar levels, affect people's weight and cause the heart and lungs to work harder than normal.
On top of that, this horrible activity may actually affect the children's bones causing them to increase in density.
Won't someone think of the children?
Stop this monster.
He must be stopped from giving out...
Free bicycles and helmets to every child at Grapes Street Elementary in Watts, California.
The activity that causes all of those previously mentioned affects is of course... exercise.
By the way, it was Whitworth's 36th birthday and he spent it giving out over 550 bikes and helmets.
Maybe you can't paint every NFL player with a broad brush.
*Actually that is totally good. That is a brain growing due to exercise.