come up to our cage and give it a rattle?
Be careful where you tread and who you upset,
We may be small, but a mighty threat.
Well it doesn't look like #TeamUSA knows how to handle the Aussies from this post by
Honestly boys your plan of running home to mummy because your step brother is picking on you might be your best option.
You see, us Brits have long known the weaknesses of the convicts. At first we thought the sheer heat of the country may have been enough to slow them down but they seem to have evolved from there.
Fire's need three things to spread, heat, oxygen and fuel the Aussies work in a similar way and spread by the three factors of heat, lager and bbq's.
And so I have tasked some of our best steampunk scientists to the development of a weather machine that will take down Australia with one simple action.
I will cover them in snow
With all that snow they won't be able to BBQ as the frozen water falling from the sky will extinguish their flames.
All they will be left with is their lager, which would be perfectly chilled thanks to the snow, ensuring their incapacitation due to over consuming alcohol.
The over consumption will lead to a lager shortage and BOOM! #TeamAustralia will fall to #TeamGB
Borosilicate flameworker and geek
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