April
Ok this seems interesting, lets write some stuff and see if I actually receive any money after the 4th of July.
May
15,000 dollars for my introduceyourself post, pfff as if they are gonna pay me for writing about my life, how stupid do they think I am?
Early June
Lets go along with this and write some more….
“This is my puppy dog ralph” ...picture here, another picture here.. kisses, kisses, love you steemians….
Boom 5,000 dollars! Hehe this is fun.
Late June
Aaarrghhhh stupid bots are taking away all my imaginary money!... its noooot faaaiiiir!!
These whales man, they think they can just rule steemit, what a fucking circlejerk!
July
Ok, its the 4th lets put an end to this scam…..oh wait….HOLY SHIT!!! I am rich!!!
Steemit is the future of social media brooo, I always knew it, 
I can’t sleep all I do is steem all day, I am so lucky to have found this platform.
I am a dolphin now, I love you whales thank you for supporting my shitty writing!
I am gonna tell all my friends how much money I have made, go on a nice holiday and take lots of pictures with a steemit sign next to my face, yeah that is what I am gonna do to receive another 1,000 SBD… woooo me!!
Early August
Price dropping…. I better power down quick and sell while I can, meanwhile I will write a post telling people to buy and stay calm, I will dump on those suckers hehe….
Oh crap my posts are only getting 20 bucks, what the hell happened man!?.. stupid whales don’t know good content even if it hits them on the face..
I will write a big post complaining about this pile of crap….
Nice, my bitching post got $700!
Late August
I have written 20 posts in the past 24 hours and only got cents!! this is bullshit man, I knew this was all a scam, fuck it I am gonna take all the money I have rightfully earned on Steemit and buy myself some AMP, #synero for the Win!
Note: I was originally going to write one of my rants, then I realized some people are incapable of reason so I made fun of them instead.