The private keys to your main Steem posting account, which maintains your impeccable Steem Reputation, are kept private and secure from your drunken ramblings with Steemalyzer Select.
With just one breath into Steemalyzer Select, you will be protected when you register above the legal Blood Alcohol Concentration (BAC) limit of .08.
If Steemalyzer Select detects a reading over .08 (or your set limit if you purchase the "BAC Leveler" Option), a new random named account will be created on Steem and you will be automatically logged in with no confusing passwords to remember.
Identity Masker will help you with this by analyzing your post history and randomizing often used words, phrases and spellings with optional selections from which you can choose.
Each upvoter of this post will be put on a special waiting list and when and if this product becomes available, you will be given the opportunity to purchase a Steemalyzer Select before anyone else!