Ha, what a clever and well-written post. Thank you for sharing. I know how discouraging it can feel to be flagged by a whale, the same thing happened to me. But you shouldn't be discouraged by that at all. The enormous success of your first few posts have shown that the community is very interested in your content so keep it up.
Props to you for sharing it in such a funny way, this is the right way to deal with negative events!
Looking forward to your next post!