Really?

I asked my assistant to dial up the local yacht dealership to purchase a new yacht...

"Don't ask questions, worker! I own you!" I snapped back.

"That'll barely pay a day's wage for my chef, driver, gardener, maid and bodyguard!"

I am wondering where my next 7 course meal will come from!

"Maria? Tell my child labor slaves to make up a new batch of silk tissues, I feel a tear coming on."