To return to the Japan 2005 Main Blog
BACKGROUND
So this is the section inspired by akidearest on the Yooz Toobz. She does a hilarious thing called "Why Japan?", and while mine aren't as good as hers, and I don't have the X-or-O buzzer, many of these pictures are essentially the same idea.
Why?
006 - The first thing I saw when I got to the town of our company's headquarters:
011 - I don't know why such a lovely tree could have been removed:
026 - I don't know how, but I (male) ended up in the "Women Only Car". Whoops.
029 - Pimp My Ride, Bitches! (This will make sense in the Cars section):
030 - Never heard of that movie:
036 - I wonder if I can get a job here:
117 - Man, that is really awful. The cheeks are delicious (seriously):
118 - Example of how to do your makeup on your commute:
119 - Proper salaryman experience:
157 - Alex, can I buy "d"?
178 - Things to buy at a rummage sale in Tokyo:
183 - Better than #Splinterlands cards?:
198 - Yes, there is a 10 meter long wooden penis in a shrine:
191 - This one isn't big, but it's hard:
192 - The altar of Hinoki-pee-pee:
194 - I don't understand Japanese, so I'm curious why the daughter is there:
196 - We aren't big, but there's a bunch of us in line:
197 - A more "use your imagination" representation of male genitalia:
315 - You will save no taxes in Japan:
331 - I don't know who Irvine Welsh is, but they write some progressive titles:
333 - "They" convinced me to take her picture in the Philippino hostess bar:
334 - Big celebration dance to close out the night:
338 - Good thing they put a window here! The wall is 2 cm from the window:
403 & 405 - Family of eggplants and dogs:
421 - Out in the middle of nowhere, a vending machine for fresh eggs:
469 - This chap chanted for the 10 minutes I stood here waiting for him to ask me to join his cult. He never did stop chanting, though:
216 - Food and Luquors:
217 - Why are the breasts polished so much more than the rest of her body?
598 - Dude older than me, in a business suit, doing push-ups for the heck of it. He is my inspiration as I'm about his age now:
617 - Where Johnny Depp came for the pirates movies:
635 - I had no idea why their skin was black. Come to find out, it was a (going out of style at the time) thing called ガングロ (gan guro, or burn-black look):
636 - Did this joint ever find the success of Family Mart?:
638 - This love hotel's name says it all:
641 - Sidewalk browsing window in Shinjuku:
702 - Arrivals and Departures from Nagoya airport were delayed by record snow. So the team went to work cleaning the floors with toothbrushes:
512 - Himeji-jo stairs are nearly 200% grade:
526 - Looking down the 200% grade:
531 - And not just steep, but very shallow steps:
546 - Snickers? Check! Fran? Check! Pocky? Check! Girlie magazines? Check!
546 - Beer vending machines are awesome!
587 - Boob or Flower? You decide: