Comedy Open Mic Round 28 (Funny)

I am thinking of creating a social network, i'll name it FINGER.......So people will be like i'll FINGER you when i get home.
"Ladies will be like 'Hey! Hive account@kvnq why didn't you FINGER me last night....I was FINGERING you but you did not respond.
Guys will be like let me know once you are free so I can finger.......
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