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My doctor said I shouldn't carry heavy things ........ now I lie on the floor while urinating . .

. . Love Is Not Something You Go Out And Look For. Love Finds You. And When It Does, Ready Or Not, It'l Be The Best Thing Ever Happen To You @teardrops .

IMAGINE YOU JUST WOKE UP NOW AND REALIZED THAT YOUR WHOLE LIFE IS JUST A DREAM....... And you are actually in kindergarten sleeping in the classroom. . . . How will you feel???......... . . . . . . #Respect

I thought I have seen all the sex style in the world until I heard my neighbor yesterday saying baby climb the wardrobe and jump on my dick.....................I was like O.M.G!!! . .

A student was asked to write a signboard for the traffic rules near the college campus He wrote: Drive Carefully! Don't kill the students, wait for the Teachers!!!!! . . . hahahahahahahahahahahaha .

I was at the mall today and I saw a man looking at me as if he has never seen someone take a sip of coke and returning it on the shelf......... . .

• Every treasure is easy to get But the one treasure hard to get Is LOVE It’s been duplicated in so many ways Because it’s original has wandered away • It’s original is in the hearts Of those who cherish

Oh! My family That is meant to be a lily Has become a pain sight To behold therein In which peace and joy Has flew to the highest tree Rather sorrow and pain Has become the inhabitant of our home Oh! My

Husband: Everytime I hit you, you never fight back. How do you manage your anger? Wife: I clean the toilet seat... Husband: How does it help Wife: I use your toothbrush! . .

A boy was appointed as receptionist in a girls hostel. After 2 months the warden called the boy and said, "Why have you not come to collect your salary?" Boy: Oh my God! You’re paying salary

I just logged into my @Discord account cobwebs and rat shit everywhere even bushes, try yours you might even kill antelopes, or even snakes. . . (Image Source: Getty Images :-))

A drunkard entered a bus and sat near a woman Woman: You are very drunk . Drunkard: You are also ugly . The woman was very scold in total shame. As they reached at the bus stop woman lifted her luggage

Just because a mosquito bit you, all you could do is kill...!!!!! _Do you ever think if its an orphan mosquito?? _Or a motherless baby mosquito that desperately needs to feed?? _Or a poor mosquito who

According to my title "Women are Wonderful" some peeps may ask how??.....owky, check this out!!! . . Try and borrow $500 from your wife and then after two days give her $15,000 without saying

That moment you are having dinner with your family, then NEPA performed wonders by taking the light. , , , , then you stretch your hand to take your junior brother's meat.......then NEPA brought back the

A woman and her 7 years old son were inside a bus. It was raining and all the twilight girls (Prostitutes) were standing by the roadside. . The boy asked; “Mummy, what are all those women doing?.” His

Image Source (Google) How to kill a mosquito Catch it alive Tie it's legs then tickle it's stomach and when it laughs, Catch it's mouth and pour a spoon of poison!!!!!!!!!....It will now Die . . .

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