Captain's log, Gregorian Year 2017, Day 28 of the Lunar month June.
Estimated time - 16:15 pm GMT. Thailand..
My head is foggy. I am trying to remember what happened but all I seem to find is something that resembles a "404" error. I know there should be something there but I just can't seem to find it. I blink, twice, thrice as if I am trying to refresh my tired mind.
"What happened"- I murmured to myself, kicking the duvet away from my legs. I heavily push myself to a seated position.
My heavy palms press against the warm and somewhat perspired face. deep sigh that turns into a yawn.
What felt like the Apollo 13 mission was in fact my attempt to reach the bathroom. My body sways left to right as I try to take aim into the porcelain throne. Hit and a miss but eventually the stabilizers kicked in and saved me from Typhoon Python.
Hands washed, I've made some progress. The automatic pilot system activates and steers my half charged cell to the fridge.
Not much in it, but let's take another look just in case. My attention is drawn to a half eaten brownie.
Without much consideration nor contemplation I eat the remaining half.
It was at this moment that I remembered what happened.
That was the other half of the pot brownie that first got me into this situation.
Ah well, lift off to planet Doughnut!
Faithfully yours.
Captain.v.Rooyen