*Me getting Home, tho- "No. I'm not gonna leave you outside by yourself. You run off. We don't have a fukn fence. C'mon." You can think whatever you want about the fact that I talk to her like

First of all, instead of "help us stop mandatory vaccinations," how bout "stop putting unnecessary additives in necessary vaccines," cuz that's better; secondly, every parent should

I was, apparently, the last one to know he had these feelings, because he played it cool, as one of my best friends, for seven years. He gave me the clear to post on Social Media, because he was "all

I recently "journaled" regarding the scenario in which my ribs had been fractured, pre-Christmas. I was treated EXTREMELY poorly at my closest Emergency Room. More than once. I just walked out,

One of the best friends I've ever had is getting ready to move back to California. I can't help but feel like it's gonna leave me with a huge hole in my life and in my heart. Your inner circle is precious.

After 3 months of eating countless canned soups, chili, and ramen, I splurged on fruits and veggies. I was feeling uber decadent, happily munching handfuls of out-of-season blueberries, while I sliced

It has gotten to the point I won't bring my dogs out together. Having Jupiter around makes Petey feel tough and they encourage one other not to listen. Let 'em both out and, next thing I know, they're

I accidentally got my grandmother hooked on "fancy coffee." She used to drink her coffee black, and, upon her introduction to the coffee cart, she went nuts! In no time at all, her order had

Playing dress up on Halloween of 2016. The fake eye lashes were an insisted upon detail of my unicorn costume, earlier in the evening. Insisted upon by my then 12 year old daughter, who was a zombie bride

Jupiter was acting REALLY weird when I was getting ready for bed. At first, I thought it was just GUILT, because she had eaten a bite of sandwich I'd left low enough to reach. I told her she's "just