*Me getting Home, tho- "No. I'm not gonna leave you outside by yourself. You run off. We don't have a fukn fence. C'mon." You can think whatever you want about the fact that I talk to her like

I recently "journaled" regarding the scenario in which my ribs had been fractured, pre-Christmas. I was treated EXTREMELY poorly at my closest Emergency Room. More than once. I just walked out,

After 3 months of eating countless canned soups, chili, and ramen, I splurged on fruits and veggies. I was feeling uber decadent, happily munching handfuls of out-of-season blueberries, while I sliced

It has gotten to the point I won't bring my dogs out together. Having Jupiter around makes Petey feel tough and they encourage one other not to listen. Let 'em both out and, next thing I know, they're

I accidentally got my grandmother hooked on "fancy coffee." She used to drink her coffee black, and, upon her introduction to the coffee cart, she went nuts! In no time at all, her order had

Jupiter was acting REALLY weird when I was getting ready for bed. At first, I thought it was just GUILT, because she had eaten a bite of sandwich I'd left low enough to reach. I told her she's "just