Being mean is not something you set out to be, its a place you end up. Like closing a bar and going to Denny’s, you didn’t start your night with that destination in mind, you just ended up there. But,

“Its a hard luck ROCK, for us. Its a hard luck rock, FOR US!” “The pipe will come out, tomorrow. Bet your bottom bitch that, tomorrow, there’ll be crack….” This visual is killing me. Out in front of the

There is a certain charm in insanity that you have to admire. I am sitting in Starbucks without the benefit of my aluminum foil hat. And, evidently, I REALLY need one. Because the zombie apocalypse is

Stupid is as stupid does. That is an iconic line from Forrest Gump, the story of a slow man who has wild adventures by simply being. Deep thoughts there. And then there is the college students sitting

I have a general rule about phone calls. A recorded message is never important. I have been hanging up on them for years. I have never missed out on anything important, as far as I can tell. Besides, I

We live in a world where 50% of everyone you see on your way to work is on their cell phone. And with the advent of more communication, more marriages are breaking up due to "Lack of communication."

“Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right. Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.” Sipping coffee. Surrounded on both sides by borderline weird. On my right, is old, plain and simple. This couple