This guy came over to my house uninvited to a party I was throwing this past weekend. He said he was was from the future, but other than his stupid glasses, nothing seemed futuristic about him. He called

I saw this outside my apartment. If you guys need anything chopped, he seems like he knows what he's doing. Also, this human chopper guy might be the next Bitcoin, in that he seems volatile but has a lot

You can't beat this one, so don't try.

Anyone have a tow truck?

Doesn't mean you need to tell everyone you're in the mafia. I was at a thrift store the other day and this guy is getting like eerily close to me. He starts asking me if I want any pocket watches - like

This is my cousin Bobek. He saw I was doing this Steem thing and when he heard other people post things for money, well he got excited. See, Bobek lost his job at the electric fly swatter factory. It was

I met this guy at a CVS. He looked to be a pretty ugly ass baby, except he wasn't a baby at all. I mean, clearly...look at him...he has a full beard. I mean if he was truly a baby he would have some sort

Honestly, couldn't tell you where this picture was snapped or even if it was a sunrise or sunset, but damn she pretty. I think that's the heartbreaking but beautiful truth about memories. You lose the

Ok, so I caught this thing in my backyard. I live in a Bamboo Forest. Why I live there is a story involving a bitcoin for cash transfer gone awry and a bottle of Windex filled with Mezcal . But anyway,

I took this photo during a road trip up the California coast. I mean it's pretty simple. A massive rock cliff and a seemingly infinite ocean. Staring at it makes me feel like everything is gonna be alright.

I met this hybrid in the streets of Los Angeles. He asked me if I had some money for a lox and a bagel. I told him that costs like $13, so it was kind of a big ask. He then said he was endangered. I gave

I mean seriously...do you think this crab had an idea he/she would be so delicious. Um no, how could it.? Crabs probably don't have that kind of foresight. Unless there is like a crab with special psychic

Hard to say when it all changed for me. Oh I know, it was when I met this fucking alien. Like he straight up came to my house. Walked into my room while I was meditating.....Yelled some alien bullshit

I was just chillin at this cafe, getting some computer time and this dude (see above) rolls in. He sits down, looks me in the eye and just starts eating my sandwich. I said, "what the fuck dude?"

A few years ago I went to Colombia, and clearly I was living my best life. I was in Barranquilla, if my foggy memory serves me right, and me and a friend had some time to kill. We found a park with animal

As a human being, but specifically as a Westerner, it's difficult to spend any amount of time in India and not be moved or changed in some way. I came back super enlightened (of course) and feeling like

Hey Steem, This picture is a representation of how I want to feel in 2018. I superimposed a picture of my face in a jedi outfit to put pressure on myself to strive towards Jedi. What does that mean? Do

I bought this clown mask a while ago. People don't like hanging out with me when I'm wearing it, so I really haven't had a chance to use it. Which is fucking stupid. I mean look at how fucked up it is.

First and foremost....I'm a Global Citizen. At least I want that to be true. I guess technically, I'm an American born to Ukrainian immigrants in South Florida. But honestly, I feel Latin inside. If you