While I've been having tons o fun with the freewrite I am going to need to take some time to do some writing on a couple of other projects. I'll still be checking in and dropping an occasional comment

My little brother was trying to figure out how we could get this bull to pull our go-kart. I was trying to tell him the hardest part was going to be the steering. He just shoved me and said “That's easy!

I couldn't wait for Carter to see me with this baby on. A genuine stetson cowboy hat from the old colony. I found it in the Captain's quarters once I finally got power restored to the ship. There was a

I felt bad laughing at her but it's just that she was so loopy! Whatever the dentist gave her had her talking jibberish and the mouth full of gauze wasn't helping. “I floss my tears!” she kept saying.

“Just start at the beginning and go from there.” the policeman said with an air of routine. I took a deep breath and closed my eyes to calm down before answering him. After my little time out I told him

As the first drops of rain began to fall it was like someone had just punched me in the gut. Our crop of red beans would be ready to pick in less than a week and a rain today could mean mold sets in and

The guidon skittered down the center of the squad bay as a gaggle of bald recruits in their tighty whities dove after it. The Staff Sergeant had thrown it in disgust as a way to express his displeasure

“I couldn’t have said it any better myself” I replied flatly. My supervisor gave me a curious look before replying “Well, if you have any thoughts, please let me know.” I hung up the skype call before

“Mr. Kruger, come on now you know there’s nothing to worry about.” the nurse told the old man. As she pushed him along the pathway he kept flinging his arms about while screaming “ducks!”. Every time they

“How could it be dog hair when we don’t even have a dog?” I asked her. She just said “you’re really being quixotic” to which I replied “I don’t think you have ever even read it.” “Read what smarty pants?”

Michael once told me he thought Heather got an easy way out. I almost punched him in the face but instead chose to explain to him why I didn’t think that was a very cool thing to say. He eventually agreed

I can't help but laugh as I continue to feed the invisible fish that someone else wants to have for his dinner. By sneaking him out I ran the risk of getting on his Dad’s bad side. And trust me, that’s

Michael sat down in the middle of the road and began to cry. Just five minutes ago he was bouncing around the room on a barrel chair while howling like a wolf. Now this. The hooch we made with the grain

“Is there a homeopathic remedy for a toothache?” Ellie asked me. I wondered if she really understood what a toothache was. Sure she was only four years old but surely she knew right? “Anyhow” I said, “that's

"Alright Harris, have a seat. This is Quincy from the Tech Division." said the Captain. Harris replied "Yes, sir. I've been wondering when someone would ask me my side of the story."

"Take this!!!" he was shouting as he thrust something towards me in his outstretched hand. I had blood streaming down my face mixing with the rain and I had to struggle to hear him over the din.

"I call it the 'keyboard pillow'. What's not to like?" I asked. Susan just looked at me like I was stupid. I asked her again what she thought and she said I obviously hadn't thought it through.

I hope everyone has had a Merry Christmas. It's a good time to reflect back on the previous year and look forward to the new. 2018 is going to be an eventful time. Reminds me of that old Chinese curse,

Name: Newman Smith Mission Date: d+375 It has taken me a few days to get settled down enough to make this entry. I got my bell rung pretty good by one of my own explosive charges but I'll tell you about

Name: Newman Smith Mission Date: d+370 Well, tomorrow looks to be an interesting day. After more than a month of preparation the assault on the Rakshasa stronghold will begin at dawn. Everyone of us will