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cryptoroast
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Account dedicated to humour. I guess... Steemit goal is 500SP.
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2018-03-27 09:02
cryptoroast reblogged
Dragon Ball Super Fan Art
For the past 3 weeks, I have been watching Dragon Ball Super, and I am a fan of Dragon Ball series in general. As most people that watch it know, 2 days ago was the final episode. When the anime ended
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punchline
2018-03-26 04:00
First time at the gym
Summer is getting closer and closer, so I decided to sign up at a gym. Because this was my first time, I asked an employee there to show me how to do this weird exercise. His explanation was so fast, that
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punchline
2018-03-25 01:47
The stare and awkward silence
When you try to greet your co-workers, but all they can see is a huge yellow pimple on your face. Source: Imgur
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comedyopenmic
comedyopenmic
2018-03-23 05:44
cryptoroast reblogged
Comedy Open Mic - Round 6
Hi All, Welcome to the sixth week of The Comedy Open Mic Contest. Please read the contest rules here Src Rules for Judges Contest will run for a minimum of 8 weeks, and will continue to run as long as
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punchline
2018-03-23 14:41
Dissertation
When you have to write a dissertation, but you were postponing it till the last day. Source: Giphy
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artexplosion
2018-03-20 13:01
cryptoroast reblogged
Wild and Spirit Animals Series 4/7
Surrealist painters, were the movement that flourished primarily during World Wars. They depicted fantasy images from their subconscious mind without the intention that their work would be logically
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punchline
2018-03-18 22:57
Voice of an angel
Once upon a time, there was a man named Chris and he was holding this big ball and he had a friend with a name Jeff, who had 2 smaller balls. Chris decided it was time to throw the big ball away, but Jeff
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punchline
2018-03-16 23:02
My tongue is ready
When girls think you are all talk, so you show them all the tongue motions and ask them to pick their favorite. Source: Giphy
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stephenhawking
2018-03-15 14:12
cryptoroast reblogged
My Tribute to Stephen Hawking (1942 – 2018)
Yesterday, 14. March or March 14. in US date format was a really sad day for humanity. Some people might not realize, but this day is special in 2 other ways. In US date format, 3.14 is also the number
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comedyopenmic
2018-03-16 07:14
cryptoroast reblogged
Comedy Open Mic - Round 5
Hi All, Welcome to the Fifth week of The Comedy Open Mic Contest. Please read the contest rules here Src Rules for Judges Contest will run for a minimum of 8 weeks, and will continue to run as long as
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punchline
2018-03-14 02:29
Wife's mad
When you reach the driveway and see all your clothes scattered around. In confusion, you try to guess what is your wife angry about. Did I forget to pick up my clothes from the floor again or did she find
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2018-03-12 21:41
First and last time I do this.
When your friend has been nagging you to go run with him and to shut him up you accept the invitation, which ends up being the worse decision of your life. 10 minutes into the run, this so-called best
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punchline
2018-03-11 22:44
Quick stop before home
When you are heading home, but suddenly receive a text from a girl saying she is home alone.
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2018-03-10 16:43
cryptoroast reblogged
Wild and Spirit Animals Series 2/7
In Aztec Zodiac "Cipactli" or the Crocodile represents a symbol of happiness and well-being. He is the beginning and the end of all works. People who belong to the crocodile sign are confident,
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2018-03-08 22:38
cryptoroast reblogged
International Women's Day - 8 March
I would like to wish a happy Women's Day to all the Ladies on Steemit. Here is something I drew just for this day. Women's Day is an international holiday of women, celebrated every year since the year
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comedyopenmic
2018-03-09 07:26
cryptoroast reblogged
Comedy Open Mic - Round 4
Hi All, Welcome to the Fourth week of The Comedy Open Mic Contest. This post is to define the rule of the #comedyopenmic contest. These are version 1 of the rules, so please read carefully. These rules
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comedyopenmic
2018-03-08 14:09
8 March - Comedy Open Mic Round 3, Entry #1
Magic mirror on the wall, Woman's day is what I was waiting for, I ask you once, and once alone, will I get the most roses of them all? Source:Wiki I truly can not say, Some get more, Some get less, but
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comedyopenmic
2018-03-02 21:25
cryptoroast reblogged
Winners Post - ComedyOpenMic Contest - Round 2
WOW Thank you to all the contestants that put in entries in round 2, we hope you had as much fun creating the entries as we did laughing at the great posts. The entries in week 2 once again caused confusion
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punchline
2018-03-07 17:11
My weakness is pizza
When you are trying to get in shape for the summer, but then you see your friend eating pizza. Source: Imgur
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2018-03-07 12:36
cryptoroast reblogged
Wild and Spirit Animals Series 1/7
The world we live in is full of illusions. Different people perceive it differently and every human sensation can lead to illusions. Your life can be perceived as good or bad, it all depends from your
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