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cryptoroast
@cryptoroast
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Account dedicated to humour. I guess... Steemit goal is 500SP.
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2018-01-23 19:35
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cryptoroast
punchline
2018-03-26 04:00
First time at the gym
Summer is getting closer and closer, so I decided to sign up at a gym. Because this was my first time, I asked an employee there to show me how to do this weird exercise. His explanation was so fast, that
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punchline
2018-03-25 01:47
The stare and awkward silence
When you try to greet your co-workers, but all they can see is a huge yellow pimple on your face. Source: Imgur
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cryptoroast
punchline
2018-03-23 14:41
Dissertation
When you have to write a dissertation, but you were postponing it till the last day. Source: Giphy
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punchline
2018-03-18 22:57
Voice of an angel
Once upon a time, there was a man named Chris and he was holding this big ball and he had a friend with a name Jeff, who had 2 smaller balls. Chris decided it was time to throw the big ball away, but Jeff
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punchline
2018-03-16 23:02
My tongue is ready
When girls think you are all talk, so you show them all the tongue motions and ask them to pick their favorite. Source: Giphy
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punchline
2018-03-14 02:29
Wife's mad
When you reach the driveway and see all your clothes scattered around. In confusion, you try to guess what is your wife angry about. Did I forget to pick up my clothes from the floor again or did she find
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punchline
2018-03-12 21:41
First and last time I do this.
When your friend has been nagging you to go run with him and to shut him up you accept the invitation, which ends up being the worse decision of your life. 10 minutes into the run, this so-called best
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cryptoroast
punchline
2018-03-11 22:44
Quick stop before home
When you are heading home, but suddenly receive a text from a girl saying she is home alone.
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cryptoroast
comedyopenmic
2018-03-08 14:09
8 March - Comedy Open Mic Round 3, Entry #1
Magic mirror on the wall, Woman's day is what I was waiting for, I ask you once, and once alone, will I get the most roses of them all? Source:Wiki I truly can not say, Some get more, Some get less, but
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punchline
2018-03-07 17:11
My weakness is pizza
When you are trying to get in shape for the summer, but then you see your friend eating pizza. Source: Imgur
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dmania
2018-03-06 19:08
BernieSanders vs Haejin. Both swinging, no one falling
View post on dMania
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punchline
2018-03-05 19:07
It's hard to be a Whale
@trafalgar in a nutshell Source: Imgur Everyone wants a piece of it.
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punchline
2018-03-04 22:15
Poor Choices
When you get caught by Chris Hansen (To Catch a Predator) and you try to deny it. Source: Giphy
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punchline
2018-03-03 19:19
Curious George
What's happening, where is everybody running? I will just have a peak. Want to see what is going on. Oh, shit. Pride parade incoming.
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punchline
2018-03-03 01:07
Wife doesn't care
You get a call from your bank telling you, you are over your limit and your balance is 0. Being confused and mad, you call the police and file a fraud complaint. You hear a loud car parking in your driveway.
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cryptoroast
dmania
2018-03-03 00:57
Your reaction to people selling STEEM
View post on dMania
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cryptoroast
punchline
2018-03-02 13:15
Bad time to call me
When you are trying to day trade, but anything you buy starts crashing and you suddenly receive a phone call.
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dmania
2018-03-01 23:15
Bitcoin trying to climb back up
Watch video on dMania
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cryptoroast
memechallenge
2018-03-01 12:59
Meme challenge #58 - Entry #1
#memechallenge #meme #funny #memes #zappl
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cryptoroast
punchline
2018-03-01 01:07
I get it now
When you finally understand what blockchain really is.
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