What is a terrorists favorite snack? Answer: An Allah Ak-bar #jokeoftheday #laugh #share2steem kariputz Posted from Twitter via Share2Steem

What did the muslim say to the other muslim when they were surfing? Answer: That was radical! #joke #laugh #share2steem kariputz Posted from Twitter via Share2Steem

How do they keep track of books at the sausage library? Answer: The Andouille Decimal System #jokeoftheday #laugh #share2steem kariputz Posted from Twitter via Share2Steem

Three beans travelled around Australia together, where was their final destination? Answer: In Cairns. #joke #laugh #share2steem kariputz Posted from Twitter via Share2Steem

What do you call 5 black guys on a stage? Answer: An auction #jokeoftheday #laugh #share2steem kariputz Posted from Twitter via Share2Steem

What's the difference between an Irish Funeral and an Irish Wedding? Answer: One less drunk person. #joke #laugh #share2steem kariputz Posted from Twitter via Share2Steem

Do you know what the Steve Harvey autobiography is called? Answer: Neither does his publisher. He gave it a title, but then took it back. #joke #laugh #share2steem kariputz Posted from Twitter via Share2Steem

If a physicist named Lebowski discovered a particle, what would it be called? Answer: The "L deuterino", if he wasn't into the whole brevity thing. #jokeoftheday #laugh #share2steem kariputz

Did you know that a chicken coop can't have more than 3 doors? Answer: If it has 4 doors, it's a sedan. #joke #laugh #share2steem kariputz Posted from Twitter via Share2Steem

What did Hillary have for lunch the other day? Answer: Little Seizures #jokeoftheday #laugh #share2steem kariputz Posted from Twitter via Share2Steem

When geese fly in a "V" formation, do you know why one side is longer than the other? Answer: Because there are more birds on that side. #jokeoftheday #laugh #share2steem kariputz Posted from

What do you call a country run by a bunch of stubborn old deer? Answer: A stagnation #jokeoftheday #laugh #share2steem kariputz Posted from Twitter via Share2Steem

Do you know what i did the first time i got a boner? Answer: Went outside. I didn't know how big it would get. #joke #laugh #share2steem kariputz Posted from Twitter via Share2Steem

What do you call fake soup? Answer: Pho Soup #jokeoftheday #laugh #share2steem kariputz Posted from Twitter via Share2Steem

How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee? Answer: "Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you." #jokeoftheday #laugh #share2steem kariputz Posted from Twitter

What happens when a pirate turns 60? Answer: He joins AARP #jokeoftheday #laugh #share2steem kariputz Posted from Twitter via Share2Steem

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Answer: I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up. #jokeoftheday #laugh #share2steem kariputz Posted from Twitter

Ever hear about the Baader Meinhof phenomena? Answer: If not, you will soon! #joke #laugh #share2steem kariputz Posted from Twitter via Share2Steem

What does Santa and his elves listen to in their Christmas workshop? Answer: WRAP MUSIC! #joke #laugh #share2steem kariputz Posted from Twitter via Share2Steem

Son : Dad.... This movie is so scary... Is that woman going to die?? Answer: Dad : Judging by the size of that horse's dick, Yes she is #joke #laugh #share2steem kariputz Posted from Twitter via Share2Steem