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Gabriel Garrett
@ggaabe
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March 1, 2018
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funny
2018-07-19 02:41
New Millennial Café Brews Coffee Out of Used Cigarette Butts
ASHEVILLE, North Carolina — A new upstart café in Asheville run entirely by Millennials is boasting record sales using a whole new brewing technique: Brewing used cigarette butts. Mutts and Butts, the
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ai
2018-06-25 17:46
DEAR SINGULARITY: MY WISHLIST TO THE AI APOCALYPSE.
Dear Singularity, Hi, how are you? Welcome to the world. I would like to congratulate you on your infiltration of our ubiquitous computer technology, our manufacturing processes, and your impending takeover
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ggaabe
steemit
2018-06-12 20:02
A letter to the 40 new people who follow me every time I publish an article
Who are you people? Seriously. I publish an article here, an article there. Next thing I know I have 20 or 40 followers. Yet maybe only one or two people even upvote my article. This makes no sense. Are
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meme
2018-06-12 17:36
MEEMIT: An Idea of a Steemit for Memes
Steemit is great. Writers can get paid for producing good work (or, at least copying good work to the Steemit Platform). But what about Memes? The meme economy is huge, but it's relatively neglected. Imagine
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ggaabe
satire
2018-06-10 02:06
BILLION DOLLAR MAN IN BIG TECH TOWN FOLLOWS DREAM COME TRUE
A man sits in a dark room. A drop drips. The man taps a cigar against the side of his chair. The clock ticks. A drop drips. “What have you for me, love?” The man rhythms. He taps a cigar against the side
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apple
2018-05-24 20:53
APPLICATION TO BE THE CEO OF APPLE
Dear Apple, I searched all over your website to find an application form to become your CEO, but I could not find a link. I am very confused, as the position is clearly vacant, and if you truly believed
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adventure
2018-05-22 15:56
My New Job in an Eco-Village on a Volcano
A month ago, I was newly unemployed and unchained in the panhandle of Florida. Now I live in an eco-village on a volcano, in the middle of a lake in Nicaragua. I was working as a software engineer at a
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cryptocurrency
2018-03-01 19:55
THE NUMBERS ARE GOING DOWN AGAIN!!! 📉
Uh oh. I put many numbers into the big number. Maybe too many numbers. I put all my numbers into the big number, and first, the number went up. Then the number went down. “It will go back up” — guy on
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