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Cryptocurrency, Chemistry and Flying - what else do you need?
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2018-03-02 15:46
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hmht1234
dtube
2019-05-10 09:24
r/ProRevenge - She Hated Me and Made Me Think I Was an Idiot (4th all-time upvotes)
A story from r/ProRevenge about a girl who was treated unfairly by teachers and get her revenge... Got a story to share? Post them on reddit at r/RedditReadouts ▶️ DTube ▶️ IPFS
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funny
2018-04-07 08:20
Daily Joke #15: Attempted mugging
I started carrying a gun after an attempted mugging a while ago. Since then, my mugging attempts have been far more successful! A joke a day keeps the reality away :D Follow for more :)
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funny
2018-03-28 20:09
Daily Joke 14: I met a beautiful girl today
I met a beautiful girl today! Sparks flew, she fell at my feet, and we wound up having sex right then and there! Damn I love my new taser! A joke a day keeps the reality away :D Follow for more :)
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hmht1234
funny
2018-03-27 17:11
Daily Joke 13: I got fired from the sperm bank
I got fired from the sperm bank today. Apparently you are not allowed to nudge your co-worker and say "get a load of this guy" when someone walks in... A joke a day keeps the reality away :D
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funny
2018-03-26 18:15
Daily Joke #12: What do tofu and a dildo have in common?
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They're both meat substitutes :D A joke a day keeps the reality away :D Follow for more :)
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funny
2018-03-25 16:52
Daily Joke #11: Sex is like maths
You add 2 people, Minus the clothes, Divide the legs, And pray you don't Multiply! :D A joke a day keeps the reality away :D Follow for more :)
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bitcoin
2018-03-24 15:57
One does not simply buy cryptocurrency
A meme I made to share the December/January experience obtained by so many :D I made this on (hence the water mark at the bottom left) :) Follow for more and for some daily jokes! :)
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funny
2018-03-24 15:52
Daily Joke #10: My wife told me I'm in for a big surprise in 9 months
My wife told me I'm in for a big surprise in 9 months I'm so excited for Santa to visit! :D A joke a day keeps the reality away :D Follow for more :)
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bitcoin
2018-03-23 19:44
Daily Joke #9: Lawyer's Present
" I will not say anything until my Lawyer's present!" "But you are the lawyer" says the special agent. "I know! So where is my Lawyer's present?" A joke a day keeps the reality
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funny
2018-03-22 19:15
Daily Joke #8: 100 Applicants
A manager received over 100 applications for a job. He said "I can't be bothered go to through all these, just hire the one with the biggest tits!" Looks like Dave starts on Monday... A joke
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joke
2018-03-21 20:23
Daily Joke #7: The lottery
A man turns to his wife and says " What would you do if I won the lottery?" The wife replies "Take half and leave you" "Good because I won $20 - here's half and get out!"
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joke
2018-03-20 05:02
Daily Joke #6: I have a sticker on my car that says "Honk if you think I'm hot"...
I then wait at a green light to make myself feel great! A joke a day keeps the reality away :D Follow for more
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bitcoin
2018-03-18 08:32
Electroneum: Did they meet their Q1 targets/milestones? Will they meet their Q2 targets?
Hi Guys! As Q1 nears it's end it is important to see which cryptocurrencies have met their targets and which are likely to fail. Now cryptocurrencies are found creditable if they produce a working product
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electroneum
2018-03-18 07:19
Electroneum: Bullet-point update of recent developments
Hi Guys! This will be a very short bullet-point style summary of some of the important information/developments that have appeared recently - in this case I mention 5 updates. On the 17th March 2018
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funny
2018-03-18 06:22
Daily Joke #5: My girlfriend left a note on the fridge
My girfriend left a note on the fridge. "I don't think this is working and I am going to stay with my mother" it read. I opened the door. The light came on and it was cold - What the hell did
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hmht1234
funny
2018-03-17 15:08
Daily Joke #4: I came home early...
I came home early today and confronted my wife, in our bedroom, if she's cheating on me or not. She laughs. I laugh. The wardrobe laughs. What a lovely day. A laugh a day keeps the reality away :D Follow
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funny
2018-03-15 09:06
Viagra stolen! Police looking for a gang of *Hardened* criminals ;)
Daily Joke #3 A laugh a day keeps the reality away :D Follow for more! :)
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hmht1234
funny
2018-03-14 11:51
If you're skydiving and your parachute jams, don't worry - you have the rest of your life to fix it!
Daily joke #2 Hope this made you laugh! A joke a day keeps the reality away! :D Disclaimer: No jokes are intended to offend, only to brighten up the lives of some who need it :)
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news
2018-03-14 05:27
The great physicist Stephen Hawking has died age 76
Image Source: The great physicist Stephen Hawking has died age 76 Sources: BBC News: Sky news: “He died peacefully at his home in Cambridge in the early hours of Wednesday”, his family said. In 1963 he
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funny
2018-03-13 19:11
Ribbed Condoms don't even taste like ribs
Hopefully this brightens up your day! A laugh a day keeps the reality away :D
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