Jeebus is known as the Crusted One. His Crustiness is baked, hence he is Crusty. Gosh, your Lord, in his endless loaf of bread with the help of Jeepers Crumpets has compiled a recipe for all mortals to

Book of Hennessis After Gosh recovered from His massive cognac hangover from Last Thursday He immediately got baked for relaxation. It took Him several eons until He decided to get to work. First thing

Greetings unbaked mortals! I am Jeebus Crust. Son of Gosh. I was born to the Holy Virgin Bloody Mary and I'm part of the Holy Threesome which includes Gosh, Myself and the Spirit of Truthiness. I am the