Impressive. Most impressive.

!bookkeeping drugwars

My moronic bucketheads have been looking for this thing since I somehow forgot where I parked it on NYE of 2016,

My moronic bucket heads have been looking for this thing since I somehow forgot where I parked on NYE 2016.

I have heard of your planet's 501st Legion. It is impressive, most impressive.

I've never taken drugs of any kind, never had a glass of alcohol. Never had a cigarette, never had a cup of coffee.

I have worked with independent contractors before.

Everyone suffers every second they are not in direct contact with me. But perhaps you were made to suffer. It is you lot in life.

Wiping them off the face of the galaxy is the only answer. The same fools who cry about Spherical Warming have suggested a technologically advanced shield. Idiots! A ferrocrete barrier is what is required.

Our galaxies operate on a non-linear timeline. I never left.

Skywalker is dead.

I am in the process of choosing members for my elite 501st Legion there.

I eat bugs for lunch.

I plan to alter that bargain.

Interesting. I have heard of people on your planet eating 'Gummy Bears" laced with "THC". I wonder if eating these Ewoks would have the same effect.

You would all be very wise to listen to this inhabitant of your planet. If you need some assistance finding new ways to motivate these people to embrace this proposal, I am willing to lend a hand. Specifically

This may be the greatest idea anyone on your primitive planet has ever had. You have the full support of The Empire and its vast supply of resources.

I have no choice. I can't seem to shake him.

With your strength, I would never bet against it. But "normal' is overrated. You should proudly walk the @cryptopie way. For your strength, you have earned this.

They are called "Action Figures"!